Higher Than High

During a phone call when there is some discrepancy:

"Hmm... okay, could I possibly speak to the person in charge?"
- Yep, that's me.
"No, I mean, could I speak to the manager."
- Yes, I am the manager.
"No, the person in charge... the guy that runs the place."
- You are speaking to him.
"No I'm not, I'm speaking to you."
- I am him. I am the manager, the owner, the person in charge.

There is an audible sigh. And then...

"Okay. Look... I want to speak to the boss."
- I. Am. The. Boss.
"This is ridiculous."
- I am the owner and manager. I am as high as you can go.
"Oh for goodness' sake. I'll just come down and visit. Let him know I'm coming. Goodbye."
- Goodbye.

Yes. I will let myself know...