"I need a hen canary. I'd like that one please."
- We don't have any hens at the moment. That one is a cock bird.
"It looks like a hen to me."
- It came in because it was a cock bird: the owner had too many spare males.
"Hmm, I'm not so sure. I reckon its a hen."
- We've also seen it singing
"I think I'll take it anyway."
- Okay, that's fine, but I am selling it to you as a male.
"Fine, fine. I'm pretty sure it's a hen though."
- Well, that's up to you. But we are selling it as male, you understand?
"Yes."
- And you are happy to buy this male canary, because you think it is a hen?
"Yes."
- Okay
Two days later...
"Hi, I bought this canary from you a couple of days ago."
- Yes...
"Well, you told me it was a hen, but it has just started singing. Clearly it's a cock bird."
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